The Debaters

November 2, 2009

Doing a Debaters for CBC Radio on November 9th at Glenn Gould. I have to argue in favour of Recyling. My opponent is the hilarious Glen Foster.

Here is a taste test. Comment if you think I will win.

I live in the sticks and there is no curbside pickup. Garbage men are called husbands and I should have made my marriage work because it’s terrifying at the dump with the feral cats and marauding packs of retired men. Those guys may be recling but the size of those bellies some of them are recycling but they’re not reducing. These slum dog thousandaiare bring trash back home –proud as punch as they lay their stuff on their doorstep for their wives. And the women have to treat them like cats, and say get that damn thing away from here.  But that’s the thing about garbage; there is no such thing as away. What goes to the dump doesn’t stay at the dump. If you throw it out it comes back to you. So in realityone man’s treasure eventually will become another man’s municipal tax. 

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