Deborah Kimmett
Wit..Wisdom..Wonderful!!
"She made 100 psychiatrists laugh."
Christina Raposa, Mental Health,
Scarborough Hospital
In the throes of passion, he started spanking — himself. Don’t think it didn’t ruin the mood when he started screaming, “For God’s sake, get the mosquitoes off my twinky!”
August 20, 2010
CAMPING
right up there with root canal
It’s that time of year when people start enjoying their long-awaited summer holidays.
Some will take a leisurely boat cruise of the magnificent 1000 Islands. Among these seafarers, some will find it necessary to videotape the entire four-hour experience. Maybe they aren’t able to take in the beauty of it all, or maybe they’re counting to make sure there really are a thousand islands. I actually heard one man say to his wife as he videotaped, “We really should come here some day.”
Some tourists are nostalgic for days
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IT TAKES A VILLAGE (to raise this neurotic)
August 2, 2010
For years I’ve gone from pillar to post trying to improve myself. I was in a starter home. A fixer upper. I was under construction so much I needed a building permit. Always in search of the next book, the next DVD, class or teacher . It took village to raise this neurotic.I did everything. I envisioned prosperity, got my colours done. I found out what colour my parachute was. I moved the chees. I pushed the envelope; I thought “outside the box”, explored the power of positive thinking until I was suicidal. I saw Anthony Robbins so many times
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TWO DAY Writers Retreat AMHERST ISLAND : August 7-8th 2010
Aug 7 10:00 am
This two day retreat will teach you how to get past your inner critic, develop characters that have strong voices, pick the genre and medium you are powerful in, and what to do to GET PUBLISHED. You can book a B and B and come to the island to get away from it all, $150.00
Deb was nominated for 2009 National Magazine Humour Award and the Governor
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